June 2013
if i call you dude and you reply “i’m a girl” i will literally back flip out of the internet
I’m babysitting my 2 year old sister and she wanted me to read her a bedtime story but her books are all an insult to literature everywhere, so I read her some Johnlock smut…
I JUST LEFT MAN OF STEEL IM SO CONFUSED AS TO HOW THIS MOVIE GOT BAD REVIEWS
Open youtube poop rp
“Link, This Dinner is what all true warriors strive for”
“Gee, sure is Dinner around here!”
“UHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAH”
*STATIC AND MUFFLED SCREAMING*
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
me: *sigh* i wish i lived in the 50s
suddenly i am thrust 60s years before 2013 into 1953 and watch as my rights practically slip right out of my hands and i am forced to live in an even more war-obsessed, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist society
but at least i have bettie page bangs and a poodle skirt
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
“For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes. But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course that’s Moses, not Jesus. I haven’t heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere. ‘Blessed are the merciful’ in a courtroom? ‘Blessed are the peacemakers’ in the Pentagon?”
—Kurt Vonnegut (via existenti-al)
Sleeping in DC tonight.
IT KEEPS HAPPENIGN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STORM SYSTEMS ON THE EAST COAST
BRO I WARNED YUO
There is no flight 3769 to Atlanta
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Just messin' with you guys
The weather in D.C. is evidently pretty bad, so I can see myself returning to Atlanta at 10 or so.
nope
7 p.m. is my estimated departure. So 9-9:15 is my estimated arrival.
._.
update
I’m not getting to Atlanta until 8:45 or 9.
I caught United Airlines on a very slow day.
